Pi R Rounded

If you learn nothing else from me remember the following.  Pi r rounded. Cobbler r squared. I don't care what your books tell you. I don't care what your teacher tells you. I have seen my fair share of pi over the years and there is nothing square about it! Cobbler, on the other hand, has very definite corners. Unless you go to a buffet that serves cobbler and you'll usually find that the corners were the first things to go.

I'm getting hungry just thinking about this. If you want to help keep me supplied with pie and cobbler, then feel free to check this shirt out on Cafepress or Zazzle.

Vampire and Zombie Uprising

The shirts are basically the same, so I'm posting them at the same time.

Vampire Uprising

You call it "Overkill" I call it "Preventing a vampire uprising." Available on Cafepress and Zazzle.

Zombie Uprising

You call it "Overkill" I call it "Preventing a zombie uprising." Available on Cafepress and Zazzle.












Doesn't matter which one you're fighting, sometimes you've got to go above and beyond to stop an undead uprising. Whether it's a steak through the heart or a bullet in the brain, you can never be too careful when you need to know that the dead stay dead. I don't care how many times the authorities call me "Over zealous" or "A raving lunatic" or "A danger to society as we know it" you do what you've got to do.

Heart Steampunk

"I <3 Steampunk" with a heart of gears. I'm no expert on steampunk and I've never gotten that deep into it However, it's an aesthetic that I've always found interesting and I had to do something for it, even if it was just a clockwork heart. Yes, I know there's more to steampunk than gears, but I like gears and I think it turned out well.

Available on Cafepress, Zazzle, Printfection, and Spreadshirt (with designs for both light and dark shirts).

Oh, and by the way, don't worry. This will be the last of the "I <3 Something" designs for a while. Definitely something new next week.

Heart Ninjas

"I <3 Ninjas" with a ninja heart dressed in black. Of course it's clearly not a very good ninja, since it's already got a throwing star sticking out of its . . . face? Yeah, let's call it a face for lack of a better term. Just be careful when you're wearing this and you run into someone wearing an I <3 Pirates shirt. I hear there's a bit of a rivalry. Better get this on a dark shirt so you can blend into the shadows until you know it's safe.

Available on Cafepress, Zazzle, Printfection, and Spreadshirt (with designs for both light and dark shirts).

Heart Zombies

"I <3 zombies" with a rotten, green, zombie heart complete with claw marks, bite marks, and . . . a brain, somehow. That's right. A brain in the heart. Don't ask me if that makes any sense.

Available on Cafepress, Zazzle, Printfection, and Spreadshirt (with designs for both light and dark shirts).

Heart Pirates

"I <3 Pirates" with a pirate heart. How can I tell it's a pirate heart? Well, the eye patch and pirate hat are a bit of a giveaway. Not to mention I'm sure it went "ARRRR!" once... I should probably see a cardiologist about that.

I know it may be a little late to get this for Talk Like A Pirate Day (Yes, it is a thing, in case you were unaware of this) coming up this Thursday, but there's no reason you can't start preparing for next year. Heck, I've already seen ads on TV for Christmas (In SEPTEMBER? What the F**K is wrong with you, Kmart?!) so clearly it's time to get some shirts with pirate hearts ready for September 19, 2014. Quick! Before it's too late!

Check them out on Cafepress, Zazzle, Spreadshirt (versions for light or dark shirts) and Printfection. Now sit back and relax. There's going to be a bunch more like this coming up in the next few weeks.

Smiley Cthulhu

Have a nice day, while you still can. Because we all know it's only a matter of time before the stars align, the sunken city of R'lyeh rises, and dread Cthulhu awakens to destroy reality as we know it. Ia! Ia! Cthulhu fhtagn!

*Cough! Cough!*

Oh, my, I'm not sure what happened there. Did I say something odd again? Sorry. Keep having this fits and visions. I'm sure it's nothing. Probably just need to drink more water. Anyway, this sunny yellow, tentacled, Cthulhu Smiley Face is available on Cafepress, Zazzle, Printfection, and Spreadshirt (Where it's in a vector format so you can adjust the colors to suit your own needs). Proudly display your support of this Great Old One and maybe, just maybe, he'll eat you last.

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!