Monday, January 27, 2014

Heart Anatomy

"I *heart* Anatomy" with an anatomical heart. Another one from my "I *heart*" something series. Great for students of anatomy and medicine as well as the ridiculously serious minded. Available on Cafepress, Zazzle, Spreadshirt (Light and Dark versions), and Printfection.

Monday, January 13, 2014


Yes. If there were such a thing as a drudgeon, that is what we would be to them. For all the unappreciated IT people out there. The back is stained from people resting coffee mugs while you work. If you don't get the reference then you really need to catch up on The IT Crowd. Relevant clip below:

Available on Cafepress, Zazzle, and Printfection.

Monday, December 16, 2013

Where Geeks Come From

I don't think this requires any explanation, do you? If you do . . . go ask your parents. Seriously, I don't want to have to tell you why this swarm of twenty sided dice are all equipped with little tails and swimming to a common goal.

Available from Cafepress, Zazzle, Printfection, and Spreadshirt where you can also find a vector version.

Monday, December 9, 2013

i Less Than 3 u Card

A Valentine's Day card for the mathematician in your life. If you don't get it, then try writing it out. Or you can cheat and check out the inside of the card here on Zazzle.

Sorry I've been gone for so long, but things got a little hectic for me. Hopefully I'll be able to get things back on their regular schedule again.

Monday, November 4, 2013

Fickle Pirate

Yarr, September 19th, 2008, Talk Like a Pirate Day, it were. I was chattin' in Pirate Speak with a friend of mine when, for reasons I no longer recall, I spoke, "I be fickle." At that moment I saw this here fickle pirate in me head and knew I had to draw it. With a smoking pistol in one hand and a bunch of flowers in the other, this pirate just can't decide how he's feeling right now.

Available in Blue or Red from Spreadshirt, Cafepress, and Zazzle.

Monday, October 28, 2013

Dino Mask

It's a dinosaur wearing a gas mask and carrying an air tank. What more is there to say? I know it's kind of weird. I was flying home one day and I saw a cloud out the window that looked like . . . well, a dinosaur wearing a gas mask and carrying air tanks on its back. So I sketched it out and started putting it on t-shirts and tote bags and random other stuff on Cafepress, Zazzle, Printfection, and Spreadshirt. I even made different versions, like one drawn with white lines for dark shirts, a vector version, and one that looks like it was printed on really old paper.

More recently I took the Old Paper version and used it to create a fabric design on Spoonflower.

I also modeled a 3D version of it on my computer and put it up for sale on Turbosquid, just because I liked it so much, but I can't really see anyone finding a use for it. I've included a demo spin of it at the bottom.

I've never really figured out what his story was. I mean, a dinosaur wearing a gas mask? Why? What's it all about? If you have an idea, feel free to comment and let me know.

Monday, October 21, 2013

Tech Support Penguin

I saw him in a smudge on a wall one day. A half annoyed, half depressed penguin in a short sleeved shirt and necktie sitting on his butt and glaring. For some reason, he just looked like he belonged in Tech Support, dealing with whatever crap angry, confused customers could throw at him. There are five different versions. Tech support Penguin says, "That's not a cup holder." and "Unplug it and count to ten." or asks "Is it plugged in?", "Is the monitor on?" and "Have you tried restarting it?" Available on Cafepress and Zazzle.