Heart Pirates

"I <3 Pirates" with a pirate heart. How can I tell it's a pirate heart? Well, the eye patch and pirate hat are a bit of a giveaway. Not to mention I'm sure it went "ARRRR!" once... I should probably see a cardiologist about that.

I know it may be a little late to get this for Talk Like A Pirate Day (Yes, it is a thing, in case you were unaware of this) coming up this Thursday, but there's no reason you can't start preparing for next year. Heck, I've already seen ads on TV for Christmas (In SEPTEMBER? What the F**K is wrong with you, Kmart?!) so clearly it's time to get some shirts with pirate hearts ready for September 19, 2014. Quick! Before it's too late!

Check them out on Cafepress, Zazzle, Spreadshirt (versions for light or dark shirts) and Printfection. Now sit back and relax. There's going to be a bunch more like this coming up in the next few weeks.