Dino Mask

It's a dinosaur wearing a gas mask and carrying an air tank. What more is there to say? I know it's kind of weird. I was flying home one day and I saw a cloud out the window that looked like . . . well, a dinosaur wearing a gas mask and carrying air tanks on its back. So I sketched it out and started putting it on t-shirts and tote bags and random other stuff on Cafepress, Zazzle, Printfection, and Spreadshirt. I even made different versions, like one drawn with white lines for dark shirts, a vector version, and one that looks like it was printed on really old paper.


More recently I took the Old Paper version and used it to create a fabric design on Spoonflower.

I also modeled a 3D version of it on my computer and put it up for sale on Turbosquid, just because I liked it so much, but I can't really see anyone finding a use for it. I've included a demo spin of it at the bottom.

I've never really figured out what his story was. I mean, a dinosaur wearing a gas mask? Why? What's it all about? If you have an idea, feel free to comment and let me know.

Tech Support Penguin

I saw him in a smudge on a wall one day. A half annoyed, half depressed penguin in a short sleeved shirt and necktie sitting on his butt and glaring. For some reason, he just looked like he belonged in Tech Support, dealing with whatever crap angry, confused customers could throw at him. There are five different versions. Tech support Penguin says, "That's not a cup holder." and "Unplug it and count to ten." or asks "Is it plugged in?", "Is the monitor on?" and "Have you tried restarting it?" Available on Cafepress and Zazzle.

Pi R Rounded

If you learn nothing else from me remember the following.  Pi r rounded. Cobbler r squared. I don't care what your books tell you. I don't care what your teacher tells you. I have seen my fair share of pi over the years and there is nothing square about it! Cobbler, on the other hand, has very definite corners. Unless you go to a buffet that serves cobbler and you'll usually find that the corners were the first things to go.

I'm getting hungry just thinking about this. If you want to help keep me supplied with pie and cobbler, then feel free to check this shirt out on Cafepress or Zazzle.

Vampire and Zombie Uprising

The shirts are basically the same, so I'm posting them at the same time.

Vampire Uprising

You call it "Overkill" I call it "Preventing a vampire uprising." Available on Cafepress and Zazzle.

Zombie Uprising

You call it "Overkill" I call it "Preventing a zombie uprising." Available on Cafepress and Zazzle.












Doesn't matter which one you're fighting, sometimes you've got to go above and beyond to stop an undead uprising. Whether it's a steak through the heart or a bullet in the brain, you can never be too careful when you need to know that the dead stay dead. I don't care how many times the authorities call me "Over zealous" or "A raving lunatic" or "A danger to society as we know it" you do what you've got to do.

Heart Steampunk

"I <3 Steampunk" with a heart of gears. I'm no expert on steampunk and I've never gotten that deep into it However, it's an aesthetic that I've always found interesting and I had to do something for it, even if it was just a clockwork heart. Yes, I know there's more to steampunk than gears, but I like gears and I think it turned out well.

Available on Cafepress, Zazzle, Printfection, and Spreadshirt (with designs for both light and dark shirts).

Oh, and by the way, don't worry. This will be the last of the "I <3 Something" designs for a while. Definitely something new next week.