Heart Ninjas

"I <3 Ninjas" with a ninja heart dressed in black. Of course it's clearly not a very good ninja, since it's already got a throwing star sticking out of its . . . face? Yeah, let's call it a face for lack of a better term. Just be careful when you're wearing this and you run into someone wearing an I <3 Pirates shirt. I hear there's a bit of a rivalry. Better get this on a dark shirt so you can blend into the shadows until you know it's safe.

Available on Cafepress, Zazzle, Printfection, and Spreadshirt (with designs for both light and dark shirts).

Heart Zombies

"I <3 zombies" with a rotten, green, zombie heart complete with claw marks, bite marks, and . . . a brain, somehow. That's right. A brain in the heart. Don't ask me if that makes any sense.

Available on Cafepress, Zazzle, Printfection, and Spreadshirt (with designs for both light and dark shirts).

Heart Pirates

"I <3 Pirates" with a pirate heart. How can I tell it's a pirate heart? Well, the eye patch and pirate hat are a bit of a giveaway. Not to mention I'm sure it went "ARRRR!" once... I should probably see a cardiologist about that.

I know it may be a little late to get this for Talk Like A Pirate Day (Yes, it is a thing, in case you were unaware of this) coming up this Thursday, but there's no reason you can't start preparing for next year. Heck, I've already seen ads on TV for Christmas (In SEPTEMBER? What the F**K is wrong with you, Kmart?!) so clearly it's time to get some shirts with pirate hearts ready for September 19, 2014. Quick! Before it's too late!

Check them out on Cafepress, Zazzle, Spreadshirt (versions for light or dark shirts) and Printfection. Now sit back and relax. There's going to be a bunch more like this coming up in the next few weeks.

Smiley Cthulhu

Have a nice day, while you still can. Because we all know it's only a matter of time before the stars align, the sunken city of R'lyeh rises, and dread Cthulhu awakens to destroy reality as we know it. Ia! Ia! Cthulhu fhtagn!

*Cough! Cough!*

Oh, my, I'm not sure what happened there. Did I say something odd again? Sorry. Keep having this fits and visions. I'm sure it's nothing. Probably just need to drink more water. Anyway, this sunny yellow, tentacled, Cthulhu Smiley Face is available on Cafepress, Zazzle, Printfection, and Spreadshirt (Where it's in a vector format so you can adjust the colors to suit your own needs). Proudly display your support of this Great Old One and maybe, just maybe, he'll eat you last.

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!

Vitruvian Alien

Leonardo Da Vinci's lesser known Vitruvian Alien. The Vitruvian Man is one of those iconic images that everyone knows, even if we didn't know it was called that. It's an illustration of human proportions and is based on Vitruvius's ideal human. Here we see what would have been his ideal alien's proportions. Available from Cafepress, Zazzle, Spreadshirt, and Printfection.

I've also got a vector version on Spreadshirt so you can customize the colors to suit the shirt and your tastes.